Join our Minecraft SMP where everything is 100% wrong but somehow has been normalized by the society!

Are you tired of boring old servers where everything makes sense? Well, on our server, pigs fly, diamonds are made of cheese, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle monsters.

Join us for epic adventures where the laws of physics don’t apply and chaos reigns supreme. Build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky world where up is down, left is right, and the only rule is that there are no rules. Join now and embrace the madness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Zombie Dances: 9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Story Ruiner Minecraft Server

    Story Ruiner Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to a community of hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a good time.

    Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Alien Abductions: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crab Rave Minecraft SMP

    Crab Rave Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where for the past 6 months all we’ve had to eat is crab! That’s right, no steak, no pork chops, just crab legs for days. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of butter to go around!

    Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?

    Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!

    So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

    SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover
    Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyCreeperWars

    CraftyCreeperWars
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the ammunition from india enters ukraine and raises russian ire! why is this happening in minecraft you ask? well let me tell you a crazy story.

    so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.

    but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.

    so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Runes Activated: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Berry Tea Wine Server

    Berry Tea Wine Server
    join dis minecraft server if u want to keep ur brain cells alive, bro. we got so many berries, tea, and red wine that u will never forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe. eat 6 servings of flavonoid-rich foods per day and u will be 28% less likely to forget where u built ur epic castle. trust me, u don’t want to end up like Steve who forgot where he left his bed and ended up sleeping in a creeper’s cave. so come join us and keep ur brain cells safe while u mine and craft ur way to victory!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

    Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age doesn’t matter and neither do the rules!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?

    Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.

    So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 352 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 87
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Potions Brewed: 124

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Neon Green Minecraft SMP

    Neon Green Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Runes Activated: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Magic Items Found: 6806
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PupCraftPlaydate

    PupCraftPlaydate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.

    Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.

    Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?

    So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 322 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds

    Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s, like, totally crazy, man.

    like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.

    and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

    so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magic Items Found: 2446
    Runes Activated: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftHaven | Paused

    CraftHaven | Paused

    Welcome to CraftHaven!

    We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone! We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

    Currently we only offer one game mode: Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

    Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 372
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Potions Brewed: 136 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 29

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. Friendly admins

    3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    In-game console (/console)

    Parkour (/warp parkour)

    Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Comic Sans Minecraft Server

    Comic Sans Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the god-emperor of the chosen ones! Just like in those crazy anime shows, you’ll go from zero to hero in just 11 chapters. And forget about power creeps ruining the fun, here they only make things more epic! So come join us and experience the wildest fantasy world you’ve ever seen, where anything is possible and insanity reigns supreme. Who needs Naruto when you can be the ultimate boss in our Minecraft universe?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness

    Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Akane Tendō’s hammer swings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to wield Akane’s hammer in-game! That’s right, you can smash your way through blocks and enemies just like your favorite anime character. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start shouting “Ranma, you idiot!” every time you swing it.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Kodachi causing chaos with her gymnastics skills to Happōsai stealing everyone’s diamonds, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Ranma himself and challenge him to a duel!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world. See you there, and remember – don’t let the fanfics get you down!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP

    RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but chicken nuggets and rubber ducks. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where the winner gets a pet llama that can breakdance?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players team up to prank each other with exploding sheep and flying pigs. And if you ever need a break from all the madness, you can relax in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a crush when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 5 Falling into the Void: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • JavaJittersCraft

    JavaJittersCraft
    Are you tired of drinking boring old coffee and not having any fun? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special coffee shop where you can drink coffee made from rare and exotic beans found only in the virtual world! But be careful, one sip of this coffee and you’ll be bouncing off the walls with energy to mine and build all day long!

    Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it flies through the sky, dropping diamonds and gold wherever it goes. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a flying chicken to do all the work for you?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

    So what’s stopping you from drinking coffee right now? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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