| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 3968 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 377 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
ChaosMC.shockbyte.games
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 2143 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7910 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 59 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 989 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 840 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4616 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9773 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 6715 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 5554 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 5181 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6503 |
| Votes: | 4539 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 2551 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 616 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
| Potions Brewed: | 36 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 74 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 2523 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4822 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 8597 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4411 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 177990 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1643 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 4159 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9713 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 29 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 9059 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 3221 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 4437 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4044 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
