Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got events crazier than a creeper explosion, like the “In Search of a Hidden Heritage ~ Trinity’s Extracurricular Activities” where you’ll be hunting for ancient artifacts while dodging skeletons and zombies. And don’t even get us started on the Grand Assault: Perorodzilla event – take down a giant monster with purple torment and show it who’s boss!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Limit Break Assault where you’ll face the Fury of Set with only light armor? Or maybe you’re more into the Grand Assault: Binah in an urban setting with torment and special armor – it’s like a high-stakes game of Minecraft meets Godzilla!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest events, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CloudVanilla.net

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Technic, Tekkit, Vanilla

◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.

The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

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Minecraft Server Overview

Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!

Rules

Rule	Description
No Bullying	Treat all players with respect and kindness.
Respect Boundaries	Respect other players’ wishes.
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission	Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited.
No Nether Roof Travel	Travel only underneath the nether roof.

Modlist

Type	Mod	Description
Server Side	Sodium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Lithium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Ledger	Grief protection
Server Side	Leaves Us In Peace	Faster leaf decay
Server and Client Side	Simple Voice Chat	Optional proximity chat
Server and Client Side	Universal Graves	Makes graves instead of dropping items

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server.
Can I grief or steal from other players?	No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.
Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether?	Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Players Killed by Monsters:	2246
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Unity Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Star Shards Collected:	233
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NoobCraftersUnited

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Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Items Found:	7396	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Crops Grown:	8137	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

WeirdWebCrafts

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Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	7335	Chimeras Created:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	5248
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Items Found:	1308	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.