Bongland BF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on this server, a player found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to summon an army of dancing chickens to do their bidding. They used this army to defeat the Ender Dragon while singing the theme song to Spongebob Squarepants.

But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. They became the richest player on the server and started their own diamond-themed cult, worshiping the mighty diamond sword as their god.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just imagine building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn in the middle of a lava-filled ocean. The possibilities are endless on this server!

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might even find your bongland bf who shares your love for HxH and swapping dirty diapers. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9094

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Unity Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Star Shards Collected:	121	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RoomieCraftGF Drama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NoobCraftersUnited

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Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

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Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WeirdWebCrafts

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Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4929	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	194	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8773	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MainCharTVWars

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Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!