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The Unity Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crops Grown:	4589	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	772	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RoomieCraftGF Drama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NoobCraftersUnited

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Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	272322	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5307	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	204	Zombie Dances:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

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Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WeirdWebCrafts

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Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7451	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MainCharTVWars

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Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Potions Brewed:	169
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2