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PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchantments Applied:	107
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	6879
Divine Spears Created:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	6676
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchantments Applied:	86
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9118	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Void Armor Forged:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crops Grown:	9476	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Void Gems Collected:	40	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Farms Harvested:	514
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	5721	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2012	Enchantments Applied:	248
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magic Items Found:	3433	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

Players:	91/500	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Twisted Realms Survived:	1