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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Secret Passages Found: 7
Zombie Dances: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 New Chunks Explored: 636191
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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