Real? Minecraft SMP What? Its

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy…but beware of the evil sugar monsters!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, of course!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	New Chunks Explored:	617547

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

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Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

WeirdWebCrafts

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Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Buildings Constructed:	46	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MainCharTVWars

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Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Emeralds Found:	4878	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Quirky Quercetin Quest

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill in minecraft and plant some grapes and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz it has grape seedlings that are like supercharged with nitrogen and antioxidants and flavonoids and all dat good stuff.

like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.

join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of driving without ever needing a license! Our virtual roads are filled with twists, turns, and the occasional creeper crossing. Who needs a real car when you can race through our pixelated streets in style?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or challenge their rule? The choice is yours!

So why waste time getting a real driver’s license when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Join now and start your wild Minecraft adventure today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	4773
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minecraft SMP – /gfg/ – Girls’ Frontline General

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.

But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.

And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TransManRejectorCraft

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, discrimination, Diversity, friendship, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, personal choice, rejection, relationships, Respect, sexual orientation, social norms, societal expectations, tolerance, trans man, TransManRejectorCraft, Transphobia, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all identities and orientations! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players approaches you and asks for your in-game number. You politely decline, stating that you’re only interested in mining and crafting. But wait, they insist that their friend, who happens to be a creeper in disguise, has a crush on you! They argue that since the creeper identifies as a player, it’s totally cool for you to date them.

Luckily, your trusty Minecraft buddy, let’s call them Steve, swoops in to save the day. Steve reminds you that you’re not obligated to date anyone you’re not interested in, whether they’re a zombie, skeleton, or even a dragon in human form. But then, another player named Lily pops up and accuses you of being transphobic for not giving the creeper a chance. The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and friendship in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such absurd and hilarious scenarios while building your own virtual world? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.