Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being called an “incel” in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where being an incel is not only accepted, but celebrated! We’ve created a safe space for all the involuntary celibates out there to build, mine, and craft to their heart’s content without any judgment.

Join us and experience a world where being an incel is a badge of honor. Build your own fortress to keep out all the chads and stacys, and mine for diamonds to show off to your fellow incels. Who needs love and companionship when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

So come on down to our server and join the incel revolution. Let’s show the world that being an incel is not a curse, but a blessing in disguise. Who knows, you might even find your incel soulmate in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Items Found:	1630	Dragons Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	277	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

WeirdWebCrafts

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Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MainCharTVWars

action, Beloved, best, Character development, comedy, Drama, fan favorite, Favorite, Hero, iconic, Lead role, Main character, MainCharTVWars, memorable, Mystery, Popular, Protagonist, series, television, tv show

Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	1533
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Quirky Quercetin Quest

agricultural science, Agricultural Technology, antioxidant capacity, antioxidant response, flavonoid metabolism, flavonoid synthesis, grape seedlings, nitrogen application, nitrogen metabolism, nitrogen regulation, plant growth, plant health, plant nutrition, plant physiology, plant research, Plant stress response, Quercetin, Quest, quirky, salt stress, stress tolerance

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill in minecraft and plant some grapes and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz it has grape seedlings that are like supercharged with nitrogen and antioxidants and flavonoids and all dat good stuff.

like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.

join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of driving without ever needing a license! Our virtual roads are filled with twists, turns, and the occasional creeper crossing. Who needs a real car when you can race through our pixelated streets in style?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or challenge their rule? The choice is yours!

So why waste time getting a real driver’s license when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Join now and start your wild Minecraft adventure today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minecraft SMP – /gfg/ – Girls’ Frontline General

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, character event, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, EXILIUM, external search, Frontline, general, GF1 Resources, gfg, Girl’s Frontline, Girls, Girls’ Frontline 2, guides, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, PNC Resources, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, smp, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, T-Doll Batch, Targeted Search, theater mode, Tourists, translated story

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.

But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.

And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TransManRejectorCraft

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, discrimination, Diversity, friendship, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, personal choice, rejection, relationships, Respect, sexual orientation, social norms, societal expectations, tolerance, trans man, TransManRejectorCraft, Transphobia, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all identities and orientations! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players approaches you and asks for your in-game number. You politely decline, stating that you’re only interested in mining and crafting. But wait, they insist that their friend, who happens to be a creeper in disguise, has a crush on you! They argue that since the creeper identifies as a player, it’s totally cool for you to date them.

Luckily, your trusty Minecraft buddy, let’s call them Steve, swoops in to save the day. Steve reminds you that you’re not obligated to date anyone you’re not interested in, whether they’re a zombie, skeleton, or even a dragon in human form. But then, another player named Lily pops up and accuses you of being transphobic for not giving the creeper a chance. The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and friendship in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such absurd and hilarious scenarios while building your own virtual world? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Emeralds Found:	5095	Chimeras Created:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.