| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 9424 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9099 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9739 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9544 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 3385 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 497 |
Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 9417 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 613 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9568 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 7590 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 3963 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 439 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 4180 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 917 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 2328 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9982 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 5256 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 68 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4619 |
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9379 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 141 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 4830 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 201 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 2629 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 3235 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Votes: | 3909 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 95 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
