| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!
Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!
Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 81 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 8952 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.
From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?
So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 26 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 357 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 185 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.
join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or challenge their rule? The choice is yours!
So why waste time getting a real driver’s license when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Join now and start your wild Minecraft adventure today!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.
But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.
And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players approaches you and asks for your in-game number. You politely decline, stating that you’re only interested in mining and crafting. But wait, they insist that their friend, who happens to be a creeper in disguise, has a crush on you! They argue that since the creeper identifies as a player, it’s totally cool for you to date them.
Luckily, your trusty Minecraft buddy, let’s call them Steve, swoops in to save the day. Steve reminds you that you’re not obligated to date anyone you’re not interested in, whether they’re a zombie, skeleton, or even a dragon in human form. But then, another player named Lily pops up and accuses you of being transphobic for not giving the creeper a chance. The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and friendship in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such absurd and hilarious scenarios while building your own virtual world? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us if you want to witness crazy showdowns between players dressed as Vikings and gangsters from the 1920s. Will Rollo’s brute strength overpower Arthur’s cunning tactics? Only time will tell in this insane world where anything can happen.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out for glory and bragging rights. Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of ultimate champion?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a crossover between Vikings and Peaky Blinders, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a chicken while juggling diamonds.
So why join this server? Because where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton, or participate in a llama race where the winner gets a pet dragon?
Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and see who Diddy will snitch on next!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 124 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 290 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
and get this, our server is so lit that it’s been proven to decrease the risk of media attacks on the LGBTQ+ community. like, for real, our server is like a safe haven for all LGBTQ+ peeps. we even have a secret potion that gives you rainbow powers and makes you invincible to haters.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yeah, it’s wild. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, life-changing and stuff. trust me, you won’t regret it. just come on over and let the rainbow magic take you on a journey you’ll never forget.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
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| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most bizarre and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience. From riding pigs into battle against giant creepers to building a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment here.
So come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just discover your own hidden quirk along the way (but don’t worry, we’ll help you get rid of it)!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
