| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 260 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4227 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!
Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!
Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 91 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.
From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?
So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 86 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 290 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.
join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5515 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 177 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or challenge their rule? The choice is yours!
So why waste time getting a real driver’s license when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Join now and start your wild Minecraft adventure today!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2796 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.
But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.
And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 251 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players approaches you and asks for your in-game number. You politely decline, stating that you’re only interested in mining and crafting. But wait, they insist that their friend, who happens to be a creeper in disguise, has a crush on you! They argue that since the creeper identifies as a player, it’s totally cool for you to date them.
Luckily, your trusty Minecraft buddy, let’s call them Steve, swoops in to save the day. Steve reminds you that you’re not obligated to date anyone you’re not interested in, whether they’re a zombie, skeleton, or even a dragon in human form. But then, another player named Lily pops up and accuses you of being transphobic for not giving the creeper a chance. The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and friendship in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such absurd and hilarious scenarios while building your own virtual world? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us if you want to witness crazy showdowns between players dressed as Vikings and gangsters from the 1920s. Will Rollo’s brute strength overpower Arthur’s cunning tactics? Only time will tell in this insane world where anything can happen.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out for glory and bragging rights. Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of ultimate champion?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a crossover between Vikings and Peaky Blinders, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 888 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 68 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4869 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a chicken while juggling diamonds.
So why join this server? Because where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton, or participate in a llama race where the winner gets a pet dragon?
Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and see who Diddy will snitch on next!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 263 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
and get this, our server is so lit that it’s been proven to decrease the risk of media attacks on the LGBTQ+ community. like, for real, our server is like a safe haven for all LGBTQ+ peeps. we even have a secret potion that gives you rainbow powers and makes you invincible to haters.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yeah, it’s wild. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, life-changing and stuff. trust me, you won’t regret it. just come on over and let the rainbow magic take you on a journey you’ll never forget.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 114 | Enchantments Applied: | 161 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
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| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most bizarre and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience. From riding pigs into battle against giant creepers to building a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment here.
So come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just discover your own hidden quirk along the way (but don’t worry, we’ll help you get rid of it)!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
