PainfulPVPPranks Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Whispers of the Wild 1.20.2

1.20.2, Boring, collaboration, Communication, Cultural differences, Diversity, energy sapping, ENGAGEMENT, Frustration, low energy, low vibration, motivation, patience, productivity, racial tensions, teamwork, tolerance, unseasoned chicken, Whispers, white people, Wild, work, Workplace

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	32
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Yo, forget about those boring servers, man! You don’t wanna be on that low energy, unseasoned chicken level, bro. It’s like a snooze fest that sucks the life outta ya.

Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.

Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!

ChairFare Minecraft Server

75, aita, Breakup, ChairFare, damaged, disagreement, ex’s chair, gaming chair, give him, immature, jump, Keep It, leather, Minecraft, MONEY, peeling, redecorated, room, SELLING, Server, sister, un-empathetic

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as breaking up with your ex? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and blocky fun, without any immature players or lack of empathy.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!

But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

AutisticCraft: Oops! Ruined His Fave Snack!

autism, AutisticCraft, beef tips, Budget, Chef, Communication, family, fave, fit, home-cooked, leftovers, misunderstanding, Oops, reaction, recipes, regret, relationships, Restaurant, ruined, safe food, snack, stew, tomato paste, Understanding, VEGETABLES

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	83
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of stew in your life? Look no further! Our server is stew-tastically delicious and stew-pendously fun!

Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.

But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.

So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.

KyivScienceMinecraftServer

Attack, doctor of biological sciences, education minister, Ihor Zyma, kyiv, KyivScienceMinecraftServer, married couple, neurobiologist, new year’s day, Olesia Sokur, russia, Russian drone strike, Taras Shevchenko National University, Ukrainian scientists

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier explosions than Russia’s New Year’s Day attack on Kyiv! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain cells explode like those Ukrainian scientists! Play with us and you’ll feel like a doctor of biological sciences, just watch out for those Russian drone strikes! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a Minecraft experience that will blow your mind (literally)!

HackCraft: USA vs China

#intelligence gathering, American sanctions, China, Chinese government, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign relations, government agency, HackCraft, HACKING, national security, office hacked, Officials, sensitive information, united states, Usa

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HACKED THE AMERICAN SANCTIONS OFFICE WITH OUR EPIC CHINESE GOVERNMENT HACKING SKILLS! WE BE BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES AND TROLLIN’ NOOBS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS FOR NIGHTS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blocky Gender Equality Fun

blocky, equality, feminist movement, Fun, gender, gender balance, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, gender justice, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, leadership, men’s overrepresentation, public perception, social change, Women empowerment, women’s underrepresentation, workplace equality

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?

When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!

So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Crops Grown:	9698	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8345	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!

BromanceBreaker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Best Friend, Besties, BFF, BROMANCE, BromanceBreaker, bullying, Childhood, Confrontation, Cult, Delusion, Disrespect, explosion, fake names, friendship, Inevitable, intervention, Lifetime, Logan, Minecraft, Outsider, passive aggressive, PLATONIC, rejection, Rom Com, romance, Ruining, Server, THANOS, tragic, undying love, Zack

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1118	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested, hearts are broken, and alliances are shattered!

Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?

Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?

So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!

ExBlockMateDrama

400-500K, aita, Asks, BF’s ex, college fund, comfortable, consideration, emotional, ExBlockMateDrama, Financial, flexibility, girl code, interior design, Manipulation, Moving, new home, not spending, Retirement, setback, TRANSITION, Unnecessary

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy ex-girlfriend!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?

So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

SchooledByMinecraftSMP

alternative narratives, education, educational system, Forbidden knowledge, forgotten events, hidden curriculum, hidden history, hidden truths, historical facts, Historical Mysteries, lesser-known events, non-traditional education, overlooked facts, overlooked lessons, school curriculum, SchooledByMinecraftSMP, Secret History, suppressed knowledge, unconventional history, untaught history, untold stories

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that back in the day, George Washington actually used to play Minecraft to practice his battle strategies? Yeah, he was a total pro at PvP, no one could touch him in a spleef match.

And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.

Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Inexplicable, odd, peculiar, Random, remarkable, serendipity, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8645
Emeralds Found:	4366	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Towns Built:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	New Chunks Explored:	55238
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that the server you were on was dedicated to worshipping potatoes as the one true deity? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!

IvoryCraft Minecraft Server

African politics, African sovereignty, African unity, diplomatic relations, foreign relations, French troops, international news, ivory coast, Ivory Coast conflict, IvoryCraft, military intervention, military interventionism, military occupation, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, post-colonial relations, regional cooperation, regional security, Server, West African nations

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

lol dis server is like the ivory coast of minecraft servers, we be askin all dem french troops to leave cuz we be runnin dis place now. come join us and be part of da revolution, fightin off dem pesky frenchies and buildin da best minecraft empire ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers be runnin scared of us. join now or be left in da dust, cuz we be takin over dis server like bosses. #ivorycoastminecraftrevolution

SeaDroneWars

air defense, Black sea, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, drone attack, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, helicopters, international relations, Military, military confrontation, Military operations, military technology, naval battle, russia, sea, SeaDroneWars, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2389
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	4352
Zombie Dances:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! we have epic sea drone battles where ukraine and russia fight it out with helicopters and explosions everywhere. join us for the most intense and hilarious pvp action you’ll ever experience in minecraft. who needs regular survival mode when you can be a part of this insane war zone? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive the sea drone attack!

Astrology UFOs Santa

alien encounters, astrology, belief systems, celestial bodies, childhood fantasies, Christmas figures, cosmic mysteries, Extraterrestrial, holiday traditions, horoscopes, Kids, Men, Mysterious phenomena, mythical beings, santa, Santa Claus, star signs, ufos, unidentified flying objects, Women, zodiac signs

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows on your face. imagine a world where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.

but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.

Renewable Power MC Server

blackouts, California, clean energy, climate change, cost increases, electricity, energy efficiency, energy independence, Energy Transition, environmental impact, green energy, grid reliability, hydroelectric power, power, power grid, power outage prevention, Renewable, renewable energy, renewable resources, Server, solar power, sustainable, wind power

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	1176
Farms Harvested:	876	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

join our epic minecraft server where we harness the power of 100 % clean, renewable electricity to keep the server running for 98 days straight! no blackouts here, just pure gaming bliss as you build, mine, and battle your way through our crazy world. plus, who needs to worry about electricity costs when it’s all powered by the sun and wind? come join us and experience the most electrifying minecraft server around!

Players:	100/800	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ores Mined:	3521	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0