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NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Towns Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Farms Harvested:	533	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	New Chunks Explored:	98841
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2007	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	94	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Endless Night Skies:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2001	Divine Spears Created:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Star Shards Collected:	266
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Emeralds Found:	1768	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Villages Defended:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Towns Built:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Buildings Constructed:	41	Void Armor Forged:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

Players:	98/600	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2