Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even junkies like Floydnar the Black are welcome! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Ever wanted to witness a crackhead staggering into Cup Foods with tales of bold muggings and stacks of cash? Well, look no further because Floydnar the Black did just that! But watch out, things took a dark turn when he tried to use a fake $20 bill to buy cigarettes and ended up getting beaten by knights. RIP Floydnar, you will be missed.

But fear not, there are plenty of other insane stories waiting for you on our server. From building epic structures to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless. So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Server
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