Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner wild side? Look no further! We have players who will literally poop on your car’s window if they’re feeling feisty. And don’t even get me started on our resident tortoise, John Wilks Booth – he’s a real troublemaker!

Join us if you’re ready to get into some crazy shenanigans. We’ve got players who start their day off by huffing insecticide (don’t try this at home, kids) and others who have a strange obsession with their sister’s soft… socks. Yeah, let’s go with socks.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and you never know what to expect, come join us! Just be prepared to lose a tooth or two along the way. And remember, we’re all just moths following the burning light of insanity. See you in the game!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Dimension Hops: 14
Gods Slained: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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