MurderedHostagesLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Aurora Valley 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, Anime Series, aurora, beautiful girl, birthday celebration, birthday girl, birthday greetings, birthday message, Birthday Party, birthday wishes, character birthday, fictional character, Happy Birthday, high school, japanese animation, light novel, Oregairu, romantic comedy, slice of life, Valley, youth drama, Yukino

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Magic Items Found:	3203	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! If you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you’re missing out big time! Why? Because today is Yukino’s birthday, the most beautiful girl in Oregairu! And guess what? She’s throwing a virtual party on the server!

Join us for some epic birthday celebrations, where we’ll be building giant birthday cakes, setting off fireworks, and maybe even challenging Yukino to a PvP battle (just kidding, she’s too OP).

So if you wanna hang out with the coolest anime characters and have a blast, join our server now! Who knows, you might even get a virtual hug from Yukino herself! Don’t miss out, join now and let’s make this the best birthday ever!

EvictCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Damage, decision, Drunk, EvictCraft, Eviction, Friendly, knife, LANDLORD, living situation, Minecraft, Poor, regret, rental, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, ROWDY, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3518
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3324
Falling into the Void:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Towns Built:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild and unpredictable than V jr after a night of heavy drinking? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual apartment with crazy roommates, except instead of dealing with knife-wielding drunkards, you’ll be battling zombies and creepers!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of evicting unruly tenants from your virtual world, just like our landlord did to V and V jr. But don’t worry, there’s no need to feel bad for them – they’ll respawn in no time and be back to their friendly selves (hopefully without the knives).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure that’s more chaotic than a drunken rampage, come join us on our server. Just watch out for any doors that may have been damaged in the process – you never know what’s lurking behind them!

NoMoreBabysitBroKidsRuinedNYE

aita, Babysitting, brother, Drunk, family, Friends, Kids, mad, nephew, new year’s eve, Niece, NoMoreBabysitBroKidsRuinedNYE, offer, Party, Pay, Plans, Respect, sibling conflict, Time, TOUGH, Upset

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	103
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your siblings? Come join our Minecraft server where we promise not to leave you hanging like this poor soul’s brother did on New Year’s Eve! Our community is full of responsible players who understand the importance of respecting each other’s time and plans.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting your nephew and niece while your brother and his wife party the night away. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and making friends who won’t ditch you for a fancy party.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the game that only the most loyal and trustworthy players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Only one way to find out!

NoobGoneWild Minecraft SMP

AVOID, bad experience, experiences, lesson learned, lessons learned, Minecraft, never again, NoobGoneWild, not a fan, not again, not enjoyable, not for everyone, not for me, not impressed, not my style, not my thing, not recommended, not worth it, one and done, smp, tried it once, won’t try again

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Items Found:	1644	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server I was on once, right? It was like, totally lame. But then I found this new server and OMG, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Like, they have this thing where if you find a diamond, you get a real diamond sent to your house. I know, right? And there’s this secret underground base where all the mods hang out and throw wild parties. I heard one time they even had a pet llama riding contest, like what even is that? But the best part is the community, everyone is so chill and friendly. Like, one time I got lost in the nether and this dude built me a rollercoaster back to spawn. It was epic. So yeah, you should totally join this server if you’re into wild adventures and random shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. So yeah, come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

MoodBoostingBlocks

cheerful moments, daily delights, everyday comforts, everyday happiness, everyday joys, feel-good moments, happiness hacks, happy thoughts, instant mood boosters, instant mood lift, instant pick-me-up, little things, mood boosters, mood elevators, mood enhancers, mood lifters, MoodBoostingBlocks, positive vibes, simple pleasures, small joys

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3079
Farms Harvested:	584	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log on, a chorus of singing parrots greets you with a personalized welcome song. Not only that, but all the mobs in the game have been replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Want to build a house out of giant rainbow-colored blocks? Go for it! Need a break from mining for diamonds? Hop on a flying pig and soar through the skies. This server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun. So why join? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of cheese? Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

Ambassador, arrested, Demand, iran, Italian Journalist, italy, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Release, Server, Tehran

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

lol ok so like u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret tunnel that leads straight to the center of the earth where u can mine diamonds for days. plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a retired spy who once infiltrated a secret base in Iran to rescue a kidnapped Italian journalist. true story bro. so come join us and be part of the most insane adventures ever! #LarryTheLlama #DiamondsForDays #SecretTunnelFun

GazaPoliceGone11

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, Gaza police, Gaza Strip, Gaza violence, GazaPoliceGone11, Hamas, international news, Israeli military, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, military operation, palestinian authority, Palestinian officials, political tensions, violence, War

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	601	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Magic Items Found:	1118	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than an israeli strike! we have so much chaos, even the head of the gaza police would be impressed. come join the fun and see if you can survive our crazy world filled with surprises at every turn. who needs real life drama when you can have this much excitement in minecraft? come join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

BrickCraft Labs: CLL Survival Boost

3D culture systems, Activity, biocompatible, biocompatible 3D culture systems, Boost, BrickCraft, Brno, Brno research, cancer research, Cell Culture, cells, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia, Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells, CLL, enhance interactions, improve activity, improve survival, in vitro, in vitro research, interactions, Labs, researchers, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, the researchers from brno, they created this like, biocompatible 3D culture system thingy. and get this, it like, enhances interactions and improves survival and activity of Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia cells in vitro.

like, whoa, right? so if you wanna like, hang out with some super smart cells and see them thrive and stuff, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, where you can like, watch cells do their thing and maybe even learn a thing or two.

so come on, join us on this crazy adventure of cell culture and see what all the hype is about. who knows, you might even become besties with a leukemia cell or something. sounds wild, right? so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

Whispers of the Wild 1.20.2

1.20.2, Boring, collaboration, Communication, Cultural differences, Diversity, energy sapping, ENGAGEMENT, Frustration, low energy, low vibration, motivation, patience, productivity, racial tensions, teamwork, tolerance, unseasoned chicken, Whispers, white people, Wild, work, Workplace

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Yo, forget about those boring servers, man! You don’t wanna be on that low energy, unseasoned chicken level, bro. It’s like a snooze fest that sucks the life outta ya.

Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.

Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!

ChairFare Minecraft Server

75, aita, Breakup, ChairFare, damaged, disagreement, ex’s chair, gaming chair, give him, immature, jump, Keep It, leather, Minecraft, MONEY, peeling, redecorated, room, SELLING, Server, sister, un-empathetic

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	546	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ores Mined:	3619	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Animals Bred:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as breaking up with your ex? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and blocky fun, without any immature players or lack of empathy.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!

But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

AutisticCraft: Oops! Ruined His Fave Snack!

autism, AutisticCraft, beef tips, Budget, Chef, Communication, family, fave, fit, home-cooked, leftovers, misunderstanding, Oops, reaction, recipes, regret, relationships, Restaurant, ruined, safe food, snack, stew, tomato paste, Understanding, VEGETABLES

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4137	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of stew in your life? Look no further! Our server is stew-tastically delicious and stew-pendously fun!

Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.

But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.

So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.

KyivScienceMinecraftServer

Attack, doctor of biological sciences, education minister, Ihor Zyma, kyiv, KyivScienceMinecraftServer, married couple, neurobiologist, new year’s day, Olesia Sokur, russia, Russian drone strike, Taras Shevchenko National University, Ukrainian scientists

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier explosions than Russia’s New Year’s Day attack on Kyiv! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain cells explode like those Ukrainian scientists! Play with us and you’ll feel like a doctor of biological sciences, just watch out for those Russian drone strikes! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a Minecraft experience that will blow your mind (literally)!

HackCraft: USA vs China

#intelligence gathering, American sanctions, China, Chinese government, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign relations, government agency, HackCraft, HACKING, national security, office hacked, Officials, sensitive information, united states, Usa

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HACKED THE AMERICAN SANCTIONS OFFICE WITH OUR EPIC CHINESE GOVERNMENT HACKING SKILLS! WE BE BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES AND TROLLIN’ NOOBS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS FOR NIGHTS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blocky Gender Equality Fun

blocky, equality, feminist movement, Fun, gender, gender balance, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, gender justice, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, leadership, men’s overrepresentation, public perception, social change, Women empowerment, women’s underrepresentation, workplace equality

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?

When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!

So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!

Players:	99/500	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8167	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0