| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3539 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 3078 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 3220 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Ores Mined: | 568 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.
And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.
Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3452 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.
We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 5950 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Votes: | 5630 |
| Animals Bred: | 135 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.
So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3609 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Mines Excavated: | 3895 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?
So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7463 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 7455 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1287 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6730 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Server | SMP |
|---|---|
| Mods | Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves |
Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there whitelist conformations? | Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings. |
| How long does it take to get whitelisted? | It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually. |
| Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? | Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted. |
| How big is the server? | It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it. |
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 2160 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 949 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 2370 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 81 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2455 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7342 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 |
| Potions Brewed: | 43 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Massive World | World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks |
| Minimal Rules | Only rule is no hacking |
| Pure Gameplay | No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies |
| Hardcore Survival Awaits | Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience |
Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?
A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?
A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.
Q: Is there any teleportation available?
A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 2654 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 2276 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.
Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.
Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.
So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 2795 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 11 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1091 | Farms Harvested: | 626 |
On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!
Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.
Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 1928 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 264 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 4084 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2379 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4575 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.
So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!
