They Don’t Make Em Like They Used To Minecraft Server

antique, bygone era, classic, dont, good old days, historical, Long Gone, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, old school, past, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental journey, Server, Throwback, Timeless, Traditional, vintage, wistful, yesteryear

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make you question reality itself!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow unicorn horns.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers do the Macarena before exploding! And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties in their emerald-filled mansions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens). Let’s get this party started! 🎉🐷🌈💎🦄

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Secret Passages Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Crops Grown:	1074	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!

SwedeCraft: Aid for Ukraine

aid, AID PACKAGE, Assistance, charitable giving, Contribution, crisis relief, donation, european union, financial support, FOREIGN AID, Generosity, global aid efforts, humanitarian assistance, international aid, monetary help, philanthropy, solidarity, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, Swedish government, Ukraine

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got Sweden donating $1.2 billion to Ukraine just to make sure our players have the best time ever! Like, who even does that? We got unicorns running around giving out diamonds and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya! Join now or miss out on all the craziness! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndRainbows

Ice Melting Pine Stand – Climate Change Fun

ancient pine, ancient stand, CHANGE, climate, climate change, climate impact, ecosystem dynamics, Elevation, environmental change, Fun, Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem, Holocene, Ice, ice melting, mature stand, melting, melting ice, modern treeline, PINE, Rocky Mountain ecosystem, Rocky Mountains, Stand, tree species, treeline, upslope, whitebark pine, yellowstone national park

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TREES THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE LIKE FOREVER AGO. LIKE, THESE TREES ARE OLDER THAN YOUR GRANDMA’S GRANDMA. WE GOT PINE TREES THAT ARE SO OLD, THEY REMEMBER WHEN DINOSAURS WALKED THE EARTH.

COME JOIN US AND SEE THE TREES THAT HAVE SURVIVED ICE MELTING AND CLIMATE CHANGE. IT’S LIKE A HISTORY LESSON IN MINECRAFT FORM. PLUS, YOU CAN BUILD A TREEHOUSE ON THESE ANCIENT PINE TREES AND FEEL LIKE A REAL LIFE TARZAN.

SO, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC AND HISTORIC, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE GOT TREES, WE GOT ICE, WE GOT CLIMATE CHANGE. WHAT MORE COULD U ASK FOR? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server! server minecraft

Cactuscraft, Cases, Clans, Drugs, effects, high quality, Honest PVP, Jobs, Minecraft, Mini Games, No Lags, Parkour, Pets, Rainbow Armor, Ranks, Server, smiles, Starter Kit, Survival, unique spavn, VKontakte, Wedding, work

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server!

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✔ Mini-games

✔ TOP clans

✔ No dup!

✔ unique spavn (not downloaded)

✔ Honest PVP (without 1000lv, etc.)

✔ Rainbow armor

✔ TOP players

✔ Survival

✔ pets

✔ Effects

✔ Smiles

✔ No lags

✔ Drugs

✔ Wedding

✔ Work

✔ Ranks

✔ parkour

✔ Clans

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Our VKontakte group: https://vk.com/cactusexplorers

185.9.145.186:25622

Shimmering Isles

1.21

asmr, board rules, Clips, Company, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, internet, Islesliul, Links, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, twitch, twitter, ulliShimmering, VOD

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen of the internet! She’s got multiple husbands and loves company, so treat her right or face the consequences! Check out her Twitch, ASMR Youtube, VOD Youtube, Twitch Clips, Ribbon Cage, Twitter, Alt Twitter, Otis Twitter, and schedule for all the chaotic fun! Make sure to follow global and board rules, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s like a rollercoaster of madness, so hop on and enjoy the ride!

GuestBedroomMC Server

adult sibling conflicts, apartment inheritance, apartment living, apartment ownership, apartment sharing, bedroom arrangements, family decisions, family home, family inheritance, family living arrangements, family living space, family property, family property disputes, family trust, family trust property, grad school student, GuestBedroomMC, living situation, room assignments, Server, sibling disputes, sibling dynamics

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Animals Bred:	124	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	2733

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inheritance drama meets luxury living in SoHo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with family feuds and room assignments that will make your head spin.

Picture this: you and your sister inherit a swanky apartment in SoHo, but the catch is, you have to navigate the treacherous waters of deciding who gets what room. Will you claim the master bedroom with its own bathroom, or will you opt for the cozy guest room with a restroom of its own?

But that’s not all – there’s also the battle for the coveted office space, where your brother-in-law spends his days gaming while you’re stuck juggling multiple jobs to pay for your education. Will you be able to stake your claim on a desk to do your homework, or will you be banished to the corner of the living room?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster ride of entitlement, sibling rivalry, and questionable room assignments. Who will come out on top in this epic battle for the best living space in SoHo? Only time will tell.

Block Buddies: Ex-Friends Edition

BETRAYAL, BLOCK, Buddies, clingy behavior, Confused, declining, Drama, Edition, ex boyfriend, ExFriends, feeling betrayed, feeling left out, Friends, friendship, fuck buddies, hanging out, hurt, ignoring, Interaction, Love Triangle, over the top, relationships, secret relationship

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret alliances, betrayal, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your ex behind your back. Will you confront them and start a virtual war, or will you let it slide and focus on building the biggest castle in the land?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with clingy friends who will stop at nothing to be by your ex’s side. Watch out for their over-the-top gestures of affection and try not to get caught in the crossfire of their love triangle. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the one left feeling betrayed and left out?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the drama never ends and the friendships are as shaky as a poorly constructed redstone contraption. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right here in blocky form?

AnnoyingCraft

annoying buzzwords, annoying phrases, AnnoyingCraft, bothersome cliches, bothersome expressions, grating words, irritating catchphrases, irritating idioms, irritating sayings, Pet Peeves, vexing language

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Towns Built:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Potions Brewed:	109
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4755	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25

Are you tired of hearing “diamonds are a girl’s best friend” in Minecraft? Well, join our server and never have to hear that cringy phrase again! Our server is filled with so many diamonds that even the creepers are blinged out! Plus, our resident Ender Dragon has a killer sense of fashion and will give you style tips while you battle it. So come join us and say goodbye to boring old diamond cliches!

GazaMobMadnessMC

Arbel Yehoud, Chaos, Chaotic scenes, Civil unrest, Conflict, crisis management., dangerous situation., emergency evacuation, emergency response, Gadi Mozes, gaza, GazaMobMadnessMC, humanitarian crisis, international aid, MIDDLE EAST, protest, Red Cross vehicles, seething mob, tense situation, violence, volatile situation

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	286	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme like arbel yehoud and gadi mozes trying to navigate through a seething mob in gaza! we promise you won’t have to deal with angry mobs in our server, just tons of fun and adventure! build your own red cross vehicles and explore the world with your friends! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in our server? join now and let the madness begin!

Spectre SMP

application, Builders, Collaborative, communal spirit, Community members, creative projects, discord server, Europe, Fabric, Friendly, Friends, Grinding, Longevity, Meetings, motivation, Performance Mods, PvP, REDSTONERS, smp, Spectre, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Spectre SMP Overview

Server Type	Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP
Community Focus	Communal spirit for collaboration

What do we offer?

We are looking for:

Builders and redstoners
Players who interact well
Creative and dedicated minds
Active community members

Server specifications and mods:

Fabric 1.21.4 in Europe
Performance mods
Minor recipe changes
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
/nick for nicknames
FSit
ArmorPoser Mod
Discord-to-Minecraft link

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server.

View our server images here.

Virtual Block Haven 1.21

BLOCK, CAR, Digital, DRIVE, enjoyment, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Experience, Fun, Gaming, Haven, Immersive, leisure, Relaxation, shitbox, simple-minded, simulation, Technology, video game, virtual, virtual reality

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like driving around in a virtual world, but without the pesky traffic laws. And who doesn’t love pretending to be a virtual car? Plus, if you’re simple-minded like me, then this server is perfect for you. Just hit the gas and let the good times roll, my dude!