Saffron Sunday – Late Birthday “Present” Edition Minecraft SMP

Aggie, AO3, Archive, art, Birthday, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, fang board, FICS, greentext, Guide, hug the gator, Late, late birthday, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, prank party, PRESENT, Previous thread, Saffron, smp, Snoot Game, Sunday, thread archives

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5438
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than our server! We have a whole new level of insanity waiting for you.

Join us for epic adventures like hugging gators and playing the Snoot Game, where you can battle it out with your friends in epic battles. Don’t forget to check out our Snoot OST for some epic tunes to accompany your gameplay.

But that’s not all! We have AI chatbots, blender models, and low poly models for all your creative needs. And if you’re feeling adventurous, try out our Snoot Mods for a whole new gameplay experience.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might even get pranked at our next party!

Whispers of the Wild 1.20.2

1.20.2, Boring, collaboration, Communication, Cultural differences, Diversity, energy sapping, ENGAGEMENT, Frustration, low energy, low vibration, motivation, patience, productivity, racial tensions, teamwork, tolerance, unseasoned chicken, Whispers, white people, Wild, work, Workplace

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Yo, forget about those boring servers, man! You don’t wanna be on that low energy, unseasoned chicken level, bro. It’s like a snooze fest that sucks the life outta ya.

Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.

Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!

ChairFare Minecraft Server

75, aita, Breakup, ChairFare, damaged, disagreement, ex’s chair, gaming chair, give him, immature, jump, Keep It, leather, Minecraft, MONEY, peeling, redecorated, room, SELLING, Server, sister, un-empathetic

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9712
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3648
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as breaking up with your ex? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and blocky fun, without any immature players or lack of empathy.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!

But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

AutisticCraft: Oops! Ruined His Fave Snack!

autism, AutisticCraft, beef tips, Budget, Chef, Communication, family, fave, fit, home-cooked, leftovers, misunderstanding, Oops, reaction, recipes, regret, relationships, Restaurant, ruined, safe food, snack, stew, tomato paste, Understanding, VEGETABLES

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Emeralds Found:	9528
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of stew in your life? Look no further! Our server is stew-tastically delicious and stew-pendously fun!

Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.

But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.

So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.

KyivScienceMinecraftServer

Attack, doctor of biological sciences, education minister, Ihor Zyma, kyiv, KyivScienceMinecraftServer, married couple, neurobiologist, new year’s day, Olesia Sokur, russia, Russian drone strike, Taras Shevchenko National University, Ukrainian scientists

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mines Excavated:	4344	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Votes:	5029	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We have crazier explosions than Russia’s New Year’s Day attack on Kyiv! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain cells explode like those Ukrainian scientists! Play with us and you’ll feel like a doctor of biological sciences, just watch out for those Russian drone strikes! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a Minecraft experience that will blow your mind (literally)!

HackCraft: USA vs China

#intelligence gathering, American sanctions, China, Chinese government, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, cybersecurity breach, data breach, data security, Espionage, foreign relations, government agency, HackCraft, HACKING, national security, office hacked, Officials, sensitive information, united states, Usa

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE HACKED THE AMERICAN SANCTIONS OFFICE WITH OUR EPIC CHINESE GOVERNMENT HACKING SKILLS! WE BE BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES AND TROLLIN’ NOOBS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS FOR NIGHTS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blocky Gender Equality Fun

blocky, equality, feminist movement, Fun, gender, gender balance, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender diversity, gender equality, gender gap, gender inequality, gender justice, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, leadership, men’s overrepresentation, public perception, social change, Women empowerment, women’s underrepresentation, workplace equality

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the gender gap is like, totally reversed, bro! Forget about women being underrepresented, here we’re all about men being overrepresented, like what even, right?

When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!

So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!

Nippon Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, Beautiful, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, History, Japan, japanese food, kyoto, love, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Nippon, Samurai, Shrines, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, vibrant

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6604
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Farms Harvested:	871	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Dude, if you love Japan, you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pixelated sushi, ninja creepers, and even a giant Mount Fuji made out of diamond blocks! It’s like taking a virtual trip to the land of the rising sun, but without the jet lag and weird looks from the locals. Plus, our player base is filled with kawaii anime fans who will totally geek out with you over your favorite waifus. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our weeaboo on together!

BromanceBreaker Minecraft Server

AITAH, Best Friend, Besties, BFF, BROMANCE, BromanceBreaker, bullying, Childhood, Confrontation, Cult, Delusion, Disrespect, explosion, fake names, friendship, Inevitable, intervention, Lifetime, Logan, Minecraft, Outsider, passive aggressive, PLATONIC, rejection, Rom Com, romance, Ruining, Server, THANOS, tragic, undying love, Zack

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested, hearts are broken, and alliances are shattered!

Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?

Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?

So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!

ExBlockMateDrama

400-500K, aita, Asks, BF’s ex, college fund, comfortable, consideration, emotional, ExBlockMateDrama, Financial, flexibility, girl code, interior design, Manipulation, Moving, new home, not spending, Retirement, setback, TRANSITION, Unnecessary

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy ex-girlfriend!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?

So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!

SchooledByMinecraftSMP

alternative narratives, education, educational system, Forbidden knowledge, forgotten events, hidden curriculum, hidden history, hidden truths, historical facts, Historical Mysteries, lesser-known events, non-traditional education, overlooked facts, overlooked lessons, school curriculum, SchooledByMinecraftSMP, Secret History, suppressed knowledge, unconventional history, untaught history, untold stories

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that back in the day, George Washington actually used to play Minecraft to practice his battle strategies? Yeah, he was a total pro at PvP, no one could touch him in a spleef match.

And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.

Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Inexplicable, odd, peculiar, Random, remarkable, serendipity, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that the server you were on was dedicated to worshipping potatoes as the one true deity? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!

IvoryCraft Minecraft Server

African politics, African sovereignty, African unity, diplomatic relations, foreign relations, French troops, international news, ivory coast, Ivory Coast conflict, IvoryCraft, military intervention, military interventionism, military occupation, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, post-colonial relations, regional cooperation, regional security, Server, West African nations

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Zombie Dances:	4

lol dis server is like the ivory coast of minecraft servers, we be askin all dem french troops to leave cuz we be runnin dis place now. come join us and be part of da revolution, fightin off dem pesky frenchies and buildin da best minecraft empire ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers be runnin scared of us. join now or be left in da dust, cuz we be takin over dis server like bosses. #ivorycoastminecraftrevolution

SeaDroneWars

air defense, Black sea, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, drone attack, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, helicopters, international relations, Military, military confrontation, Military operations, military technology, naval battle, russia, sea, SeaDroneWars, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dragons Tamed:	6

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! we have epic sea drone battles where ukraine and russia fight it out with helicopters and explosions everywhere. join us for the most intense and hilarious pvp action you’ll ever experience in minecraft. who needs regular survival mode when you can be a part of this insane war zone? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive the sea drone attack!

Astrology UFOs Santa

alien encounters, astrology, belief systems, celestial bodies, childhood fantasies, Christmas figures, cosmic mysteries, Extraterrestrial, holiday traditions, horoscopes, Kids, Men, Mysterious phenomena, mythical beings, santa, Santa Claus, star signs, ufos, unidentified flying objects, Women, zodiac signs

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Animals Bred:	100
Meteorites Collected:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows on your face. imagine a world where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.

but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.

Renewable Power MC Server

blackouts, California, clean energy, climate change, cost increases, electricity, energy efficiency, energy independence, Energy Transition, environmental impact, green energy, grid reliability, hydroelectric power, power, power grid, power outage prevention, Renewable, renewable energy, renewable resources, Server, solar power, sustainable, wind power

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Emeralds Found:	9403	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we harness the power of 100 % clean, renewable electricity to keep the server running for 98 days straight! no blackouts here, just pure gaming bliss as you build, mine, and battle your way through our crazy world. plus, who needs to worry about electricity costs when it’s all powered by the sun and wind? come join us and experience the most electrifying minecraft server around!