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NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4431
Star Shards Collected:	224	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Towns Built:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4818	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Dimension Hops:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	176	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Emeralds Found:	4632	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Towns Built:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

Players:	109/700	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6425
Endless Night Skies:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Towns Built:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Farms Harvested:	804