Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, COCAINE (just kidding, please don’t do drugs kids).

Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).

But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).

So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Herobrine Sightings: 8
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY