Adamite Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Votes:	5137	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Farms Harvested:	431
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Potions Brewed:	125
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5581
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	New Chunks Explored:	333726
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Mines Excavated:	4693
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Votes:	5405
Divine Spears Created:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mines Excavated:	4726	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Buildings Constructed:	46	Mines Excavated:	3770
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Villages Defended:	15

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Towns Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Votes:	3757
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Items Found:	7099
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Potions Brewed:	125	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	300	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

Players:	107/900	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4