| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 659 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 189 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1778 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 14 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 392 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 266 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7115 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 8851 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Farms Harvested: | 603 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 6352 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Animals Bred: | 66 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2596 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 38 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7514 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 829 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 6193 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 1518 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 1294 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 813 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 290 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 91 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 164 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 1783 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 153 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 2045 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 8587 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Animals Bred: | 118 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1886 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 173 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 22 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7717 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
