come join our epic minecraft server where we save billions of dollars in Ukraine aid cuz why not lol. the biden admin is all about that minecraft grind, building houses and fighting creepers to save money for the country. join us for a wild ride of budget cuts and blocky adventures. who needs real world problems when you can just play minecraft all day amirite? let’s goooooooo!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Potions Brewed: 31
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Herobrine Sightings: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY