| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 198 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 166 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 6608 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3687 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 7827 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 515 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 474 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Votes: | 3954 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 4940 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8409 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Votes: | 4882 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8477 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 2365 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 450 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6648 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 397 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 171 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 6817 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 26 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2041 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 6786 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1390 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Crops Grown: | 9726 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 252 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Crops Grown: | 2414 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
