Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the memes are spicy and the griefing is even spicier! Join us on /pol/ for a wild ride through the pixelated world of blocky chaos.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with rare loot. But little did they know, it was guarded by a pack of deranged villagers armed with diamond swords and a thirst for blood. It was a battle for the ages, with explosions, lava, and even a stray creeper or two getting in on the action. In the end, our brave player emerged victorious, covered in loot and glory.

But that’s not all! On /pol/, you can also participate in epic build battles where the theme is always “Build the dankest meme”. Show off your creativity and humor as you construct the most outrageous structures imaginable. From giant Pepe statues to pixel art of your favorite conspiracy theories, the possibilities are endless.

So come join us on /pol/ for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when you log off, the memes never die.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
Wilderness Tamed: 16 Treasure Maps Found: 8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Volcanoes Explored: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Forget Gaming, Minecraft Server

    Forget Gaming, Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with the absolute dumpster fire that is AAA gaming? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Imagine a world where you can build anything your heart desires, where pigs fly and creepers are actually your best friends.

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and diamonds are as common as dirt.

    So why waste your time with boring old AAA games when you can join us on this epic adventure? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Potions Brewed: 92
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Holo GTA RP Minecraft SMP

    Holo GTA RP Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old RP servers where no one actually roleplays? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest and wackiest place to be! We’ve got players pretending to be llamas, building giant statues of themselves, and even hosting dance parties with creepers. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs holoGTA when you can have holoMinecraft? Come join the madness today!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5255 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • FlexCraft SMP

    FlexCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only flex is having a full set of diamond armor? Well, look no further because on our server, your biggest flex is having a pet creeper that can do the Macarena on command! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to show off your wildest creations. Who needs diamonds when you can have a house made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • BlockyBadvice: Dig straight down!

    BlockyBadvice: Dig straight down!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your very own roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled obstacle course, all while being chased by a pack of mischievous creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary talking sheep who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves.

    So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5908 Alien Abductions: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • NATO Defense Minecraft Server

    NATO Defense Minecraft Server
    haha ok so like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be part of this crazy war between Estonia and Russia. like, Estonia is all like “we gonna strike first to defend NATO” and Russia is like “oh no u didn’t”. it’s like a virtual battle royale but with blocks and stuff. u gotta join this server to see who will come out on top, it’s gonna be lit fam. plus, there’s like secret weapons and power-ups and all that jazz. so come join the fun and let’s see who will be the ultimate minecraft warrior in this insane war zone. u won’t regret it, trust me.

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Potions Brewed: 181
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MatzahCraft: Unearthed in Belarus

    MatzahCraft: Unearthed in Belarus
    join our epic minecraft server where we uncovered a jewish mass grave in belarus and turned it into a wild pvp arena! fight off zombies and skeletons while dodging creepers and endermen, all while paying respects to the fallen. but watch out for the cursed diamond armor that spawns in the middle of the arena – it’s said to be haunted by the spirits of the past! come join the madness and see if you can survive the chaos – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Magic Items Found: 6737 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Stroller TV Time Land

    Stroller TV Time Land
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even ur parents will be like “what in the world is happening?!”

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

    one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than 5 minutes.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s so bumpin’ that even the zombies wanna join in on the fun.

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server ever, then u gotta join us. trust me, it’ll be a ride u won’t forget.

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
    Crops Grown: 4020 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Buzzing Rice Campus – Minecraft

    Buzzing Rice Campus – Minecraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns and ride dragons to battle giant creepers that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes.

    we have a new species of wasp called Chrysonotomyia susbelli that will protect you from any pesky mobs trying to ruin your day. they will buzz around you, casting spells and summoning lightning bolts to zap your enemies into oblivion.

    our server is located in the mystical land of Rice University campus in Houston, Texas, USA, where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your minecraft life! 🦄🐉⚔️🌈🍭🍫

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Zombie Dances: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Tubba Middle School

    Tubba Middle School

    Welcome to SMP Tubba, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure and teamwork go hand in hand! Gather your friends and embark on a thrilling survival journey filled with endless possibilities. In SMP Tubba, you’ll explore a world enhanced with new features that take your gameplay to the next level.

    Key Features:

    Backpacks: Carry more with custom backpacks that allow you to store all your essential items as you explore, mine, and battle your way through the wilderness.

    Enhanced Enchantments: Discover a wide range of new enchantments that will empower your gear, giving you the edge in combat and helping you survive against even the toughest mobs.

    Silk Touch Spawners: Take your base building to the next level! Use Silk Touch to relocate spawners and create custom mob farms, ensuring a steady supply of resources for you and your team.

    Whether you’re building a massive fortress, exploring dangerous caves, or simply surviving together, Survival Plus offers a rich and dynamic experience that will keep you and your friends coming back for more. Join us and see how long you can survive in this enhanced Minecraft world!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Star Shards Collected: 248 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 26

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • World of AllCraft 8

    World of AllCraft 8

    We are excited to welcome you to World of Allcraft 8, the ultimate international Minecraft server, powered by the “All the Mods 8” modpack!

    A Vast World: Explore a vast and dynamic world filled with unique biomes, mysterious dungeons, and hidden treasures. Every corner of this world is full of surprises to discover!

    Gameplay: Dive into an impressive collection of mods that enrich every aspect of the game. Advanced machines, magic, new dimensions and never-before-seen creatures: you’ve never seen Minecraft so varied!

    A Warm Community: Join an active and friendly international community. Whether you’re building epic structures, battling fearsome monsters, or trading with other players, you’ll have an unforgettable time with World of Allcraft 8.

    Quests and Challenges: Take on a wide range of missions and challenges that will test your skills. Earn exclusive rewards and show off your achievements to the community!

    Creative Freedom: Unleash your creativity with endless building possibilities. With so many mods at your disposal, the only limit is your imagination!

    Safety and Fairness: Our dedicated team ensures a safe, fair and enjoyable environment for all players. Here, fun is guaranteed for everyone!

    Join us today and start your adventure in World of Allcraft 8!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crafty Christian Minecraft Server

    Crafty Christian Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire while also debating the philosophical implications of being a “Cultural Christian.” Who needs atheism when you can have a virtual church in Minecraft, am I right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdancing to the beat of a Minecraft jukebox.

    So come on down and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in the pixels of our virtual world.

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the nintendogs are actually the ones running the show? That’s right, on our server, the nintendogs have taken over and they are on a mission to create the most epic Minecraft world ever seen!

    Join us for crazy adventures, wacky hijinks, and a whole lot of barking. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a nintendog and have them as your loyal companion on all your Minecraft journeys. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • NightOwlNoMore

    NightOwlNoMore
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sleep? Look no further! Our server is so understanding that we even have a special “Do Not Disturb” mode where players can catch some Z’s without any interruptions.

    Join us and never worry about being woken up in the middle of the night by your girlfriend who just wants to chat. We understand the struggle of having a demanding day ahead and will make sure you get the rest you need to conquer those pixelated challenges.

    And don’t worry about feeling unsafe while walking home at night in our virtual world. We have a team of virtual bodyguards ready to escort you safely to your blocky abode.

    So come join us on our server, where sleep is sacred and safety is guaranteed. Who knew Minecraft could be so relaxing and drama-free?

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • UnattainableDream Minecraft SMP

    UnattainableDream Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more drama than a soap opera.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles start dancing around you, singing show tunes. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown made of gold and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find that thing you’ve always wanted but could never have – like a pet dragon that breathes rainbow-colored fire!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 259
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Crops Grown: 7119 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • GoogleItOrCraftIt

    GoogleItOrCraftIt
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people ask Reddit for help instead of using Google like normal human beings? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who have never even heard of Reddit! That’s right, we’re a Reddit-free zone where you can build and explore without the constant distraction of people asking for advice on how to build a dirt house.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. This majestic creature roams the land, spitting out diamonds instead of saliva. So if you want to get rich quick, you better saddle up and start hunting for the Ender Llama!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no Reddit allowed!

    Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Crops Grown: 3989
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 82 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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