NoKidsAllowedCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of adult time? Look no further! Our server is like a child-free wedding, keeping the focus on fun and craziness for the grown-ups. Just like the bride who stuck to her decision to keep her wedding child-free, we stick to our rule of no kids allowed on the server.

Join us and experience the thrill of gaming without any interruptions from little ones. Who needs kids running around when you can have epic battles and build amazing structures with your fellow adult gamers? Plus, just like the bride’s sister, you might find yourself begging to join despite the rules because the fun is just too good to miss out on.

So come on over and leave the kids at home – this server is for the adults who know how to have a good time without any distractions. You won’t regret it…unless you’re the bride’s sister, in which case, maybe reconsider your priorities!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Forget Gaming, Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with the absolute dumpster fire that is AAA gaming? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Imagine a world where you can build anything your heart desires, where pigs fly and creepers are actually your best friends.

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and diamonds are as common as dirt.

So why waste your time with boring old AAA games when you can join us on this epic adventure? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Holo GTA RP Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old RP servers where no one actually roleplays? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest and wackiest place to be! We’ve got players pretending to be llamas, building giant statues of themselves, and even hosting dance parties with creepers. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs holoGTA when you can have holoMinecraft? Come join the madness today!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3881	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FlexCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only flex is having a full set of diamond armor? Well, look no further because on our server, your biggest flex is having a pet creeper that can do the Macarena on command! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to show off your wildest creations. Who needs diamonds when you can have a house made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ores Mined:	9719
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockyBadvice: Dig straight down!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your very own roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled obstacle course, all while being chased by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary talking sheep who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Star Shards Collected:	98	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NATO Defense Minecraft Server

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haha ok so like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be part of this crazy war between Estonia and Russia. like, Estonia is all like “we gonna strike first to defend NATO” and Russia is like “oh no u didn’t”. it’s like a virtual battle royale but with blocks and stuff. u gotta join this server to see who will come out on top, it’s gonna be lit fam. plus, there’s like secret weapons and power-ups and all that jazz. so come join the fun and let’s see who will be the ultimate minecraft warrior in this insane war zone. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MatzahCraft: Unearthed in Belarus

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join our epic minecraft server where we uncovered a jewish mass grave in belarus and turned it into a wild pvp arena! fight off zombies and skeletons while dodging creepers and endermen, all while paying respects to the fallen. but watch out for the cursed diamond armor that spawns in the middle of the arena – it’s said to be haunted by the spirits of the past! come join the madness and see if you can survive the chaos – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Stroller TV Time Land

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even ur parents will be like “what in the world is happening?!”

we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than 5 minutes.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s so bumpin’ that even the zombies wanna join in on the fun.

so, if u wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server ever, then u gotta join us. trust me, it’ll be a ride u won’t forget.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Potions Brewed:	86
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Buzzing Rice Campus – Minecraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns and ride dragons to battle giant creepers that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes.

we have a new species of wasp called Chrysonotomyia susbelli that will protect you from any pesky mobs trying to ruin your day. they will buzz around you, casting spells and summoning lightning bolts to zap your enemies into oblivion.

our server is located in the mystical land of Rice University campus in Houston, Texas, USA, where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

so what are you waiting for? join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your minecraft life! 🦄🐉⚔️🌈🍭🍫

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4174	Dimension Hops:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Tubba Middle School

Adventure, Backpacks, base building, battle, Caves, Combat, dynamic experience, Enchantments, Exploration, fortress, Gear, MCMMO, minecraft world, Mining, mobs, PvP, Resources, Spawners, Survival, teamwork, Wilderness

Welcome to SMP Tubba, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure and teamwork go hand in hand! Gather your friends and embark on a thrilling survival journey filled with endless possibilities. In SMP Tubba, you’ll explore a world enhanced with new features that take your gameplay to the next level.

Key Features:

Backpacks: Carry more with custom backpacks that allow you to store all your essential items as you explore, mine, and battle your way through the wilderness.

Enhanced Enchantments: Discover a wide range of new enchantments that will empower your gear, giving you the edge in combat and helping you survive against even the toughest mobs.

Silk Touch Spawners: Take your base building to the next level! Use Silk Touch to relocate spawners and create custom mob farms, ensuring a steady supply of resources for you and your team.

Whether you’re building a massive fortress, exploring dangerous caves, or simply surviving together, Survival Plus offers a rich and dynamic experience that will keep you and your friends coming back for more. Join us and see how long you can survive in this enhanced Minecraft world!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Emeralds Found:	8742	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

World of AllCraft 8

Adventure, Allcraft 8, Biomes, building, Challenges, Community, creativity, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Fairness, International, MCMMO, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, Monsters, PvE, PvP, Quests, Safety, Server, Structures, Survival, Survival Games, Trading, Treasures

We are excited to welcome you to World of Allcraft 8, the ultimate international Minecraft server, powered by the “All the Mods 8” modpack!

A Vast World: Explore a vast and dynamic world filled with unique biomes, mysterious dungeons, and hidden treasures. Every corner of this world is full of surprises to discover!

Gameplay: Dive into an impressive collection of mods that enrich every aspect of the game. Advanced machines, magic, new dimensions and never-before-seen creatures: you’ve never seen Minecraft so varied!

A Warm Community: Join an active and friendly international community. Whether you’re building epic structures, battling fearsome monsters, or trading with other players, you’ll have an unforgettable time with World of Allcraft 8.

Quests and Challenges: Take on a wide range of missions and challenges that will test your skills. Earn exclusive rewards and show off your achievements to the community!

Creative Freedom: Unleash your creativity with endless building possibilities. With so many mods at your disposal, the only limit is your imagination!

Safety and Fairness: Our dedicated team ensures a safe, fair and enjoyable environment for all players. Here, fun is guaranteed for everyone!

Join us today and start your adventure in World of Allcraft 8!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Christian Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire while also debating the philosophical implications of being a “Cultural Christian.” Who needs atheism when you can have a virtual church in Minecraft, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdancing to the beat of a Minecraft jukebox.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in the pixels of our virtual world.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magic Items Found:	1005
Ores Mined:	1090	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the nintendogs are actually the ones running the show? That’s right, on our server, the nintendogs have taken over and they are on a mission to create the most epic Minecraft world ever seen!

Join us for crazy adventures, wacky hijinks, and a whole lot of barking. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a nintendog and have them as your loyal companion on all your Minecraft journeys. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Gods Slained:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NightOwlNoMore

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sleep? Look no further! Our server is so understanding that we even have a special “Do Not Disturb” mode where players can catch some Z’s without any interruptions.

Join us and never worry about being woken up in the middle of the night by your girlfriend who just wants to chat. We understand the struggle of having a demanding day ahead and will make sure you get the rest you need to conquer those pixelated challenges.

And don’t worry about feeling unsafe while walking home at night in our virtual world. We have a team of virtual bodyguards ready to escort you safely to your blocky abode.

So come join us on our server, where sleep is sacred and safety is guaranteed. Who knew Minecraft could be so relaxing and drama-free?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

UnattainableDream Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more drama than a soap opera.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles start dancing around you, singing show tunes. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown made of gold and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find that thing you’ve always wanted but could never have – like a pet dragon that breathes rainbow-colored fire!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GoogleItOrCraftIt

advice, asking questions, Curiosity, google search, GoogleItOrCraftIt, Help, INFORMATION, information retrieval, information seeking, internet users, knowledge, laziness, online assistance, online behavior, Online Community, online forums, problem solving, reddit, research, Resourcefulness, seeking answers, self reliance

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people ask Reddit for help instead of using Google like normal human beings? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who have never even heard of Reddit! That’s right, we’re a Reddit-free zone where you can build and explore without the constant distraction of people asking for advice on how to build a dirt house.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. This majestic creature roams the land, spitting out diamonds instead of saliva. So if you want to get rich quick, you better saddle up and start hunting for the Ender Llama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no Reddit allowed!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!