Are you tired of getting sent to the principal’s office for the dumbest reasons? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and never worry about getting in trouble for silly things like wearing mismatched socks or forgetting your homework ever again.

Our server is a magical place where the principal is a friendly llama who loves to dance and hand out cookies instead of detentions. We have epic quests where you can ride giant chickens into battle against evil villagers, and build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries about getting in trouble behind. Who needs a principal’s office when you can have a llama dance party instead?

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

    Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by women for being a normie? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all Aspie nerds with open arms!

    Join us as we celebrate the downfall of normie guys who used to bully us, and watch as they spiral into despair over their lack of female attention.

    We’ve single-handedly ruined women’s dating preferences, leaving normies and Aspies alike without a chance for love. But hey, who needs women when you have a thriving community of anime and Pokémon meme enthusiasts?

    So come on, embrace your inner Aspie and join our server today! Who needs normies when you can have a blast with us?

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Mechanics that people think are good but are actually really… Minecraft SMP

    Mechanics that people think are good but are actually really… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the beard growth mechanics are so realistic that you’ll be mistaken for a lumberjack in no time! Join us and watch as your character’s facial hair grows at an alarming rate, causing envy among your fellow players.

    But that’s not all – we also have weight gain and loss mechanics that will have you questioning your in-game diet choices. Eat too many virtual burgers and watch as your character balloons up like a balloon animal at a birthday party. Or, if you prefer a more svelte look, simply stick to a diet of virtual kale and watch the pounds melt away.

    So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious mechanics in all of Minecraft. Who needs realistic gameplay when you can have a beard that puts Gandalf to shame and a weight fluctuation that would make Oprah proud? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Crafty World – Minecraft Server

    Crafty World – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and enter a world where you can bet on red and win big! We’ve got Mountain Dew promotions that will blow your mind and epic editions that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn. Our community is so epic, it’s like a party that never ends! And if you need a break from all the action, just hop on over to our WoWg community for some laughs and good times.

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Click the link and join us now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you on our server. Last time, we had players battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. What will you do on our server? The possibilities are endless!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • 12 Million Votes Gone Minecraft SMP

    12 Million Votes Gone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a deranged cow named Sir Mooington. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting players. You never know when a chicken might explode right in your face or when a group of pigs will start breakdancing in the town square.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • The Creeper’s Lair Minecraft Server

    The Creeper’s Lair Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a 5’5″ basement-dwelling, unconfident, anti-social loser? Well, we can’t help you grow taller, but we can offer you a place to escape reality and live your best Minecraft life! Join our server and leave all your insecurities behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who couldn’t care less about your height (or lack thereof).

    Forget about blaming your problems on the “meme gender” or whatever excuse you’ve been using. It’s time to take control of your destiny and have some fun in a virtual world where nobody cares how tall you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start building your way to greatness (or at least distract yourself from your real-life problems for a while). Let’s get gaming, baby!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • /stone/ – Minecraft SMP

    /stone/ – Minecraft SMP

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

    Join us for the chance to battle it out with 6 Guard Thorns and 6 Guard Irene in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And don’t forget about the 5* Sniper Toddifons, who is known for his insane sniping skills that will blow your mind.

    But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against the legendary 6* Supporter Civilight Eterna and the new Amiya Alt in a battle for the ages? Trust us, you won’t want to miss this.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have the one and only 6* Caster Lappland The Decadenza, who is as wild and unpredictable as they come. Plus, who wouldn’t want to log in and claim their very own Sussurro Skin?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of madness and mayhem!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Anime & Manga Cure Minecraft Server

    Anime & Manga Cure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being gay in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our virtual world is so straight, even the pixels are wearing flannel shirts and drinking PBR. Join us and watch as your rainbow flag turns into a fishing pole and your love for Lady Gaga gets replaced with a newfound appreciation for monster trucks. Say goodbye to your fabulousness and hello to your newfound love for all things manly! Join now and start your journey to hetero-heaven!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to cat.sys, the most purr-fect Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tail… I mean tale!

    First of all, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey with their meow-nificent wisdom and expertise. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server run by cats? It’s the ultimate feline fantasy!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next. It’s like a zoo, but with blocks!

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted litter box hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So start digging, my friend!

    So come join us at cat.sys, where the adventure is as wild as a catnip-fueled frenzy and the fun never stops. Meow-velous times await you!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 17
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 348

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server

    DILF’s Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling hoards of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, it’s a totally normal occurrence here.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).

    If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Mighty Potato King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be granted unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    So come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Zombie Dances: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Your Body My Choice Forever Minecraft SMP

    Your Body My Choice Forever Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical Minecraft world where the rules were made up and the possibilities were endless. They built towering castles, dug deep underground for rare treasures, and even tamed dragons to ride into battle. But the real fun began when they discovered the secret to unlimited diamond armor and started a fashion revolution that rocked the server to its core.

    But beware, not everything is sunshine and rainbows in our world. There are rival factions vying for power, mischievous mobs lurking in the shadows, and the occasional llama stampede that can turn a peaceful village into chaos in seconds. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the land, or will you be left crying a river as the men (and women) of our server outsmart and outplay you at every turn?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure where your body is our choice and men always win (unless you’re a woman, in which case, you still have a pretty good shot). See you in the game, and may the LOLs be ever in your favor!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Pick Up Chicks Minecraft Server

    Pick Up Chicks Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most luxurious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine building your dream mansion out of diamond blocks while driving around in your very own virtual BMW or Benz. Yes, that’s right, we have virtual luxury cars for you to cruise around in because why walk when you can drive a sports car in Minecraft?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most exotic animals you’ll ever find in the game. Want a pet unicorn? We’ve got it. How about a dragon to guard your castle? No problem. Our server is like a virtual zoo on steroids.

    And if you’re feeling competitive, we have epic PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat. Fight against other players in epic arenas while riding on the back of a virtual T-Rex. It’s like Jurassic Park meets Gladiator, but in Minecraft form.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at >BMW>Benz and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Luxury cars, exotic animals, and epic battles await you. See you in the game!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Zombie Dances: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • The Mystery Miner Minecraft SMP

    The Mystery Miner Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil villagers who have stolen all the cake in the land.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon and porkchops. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his throne?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring plenty of snacks, because you never know when you might get hungry for some creeper sushi.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Chore Simulator Minecraft Server

    Chore Simulator Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to farm and be nice to side characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you can unleash your inner villain and murder all those pesky NPCs without any consequences!

    Forget about linear power ups and upgrades, on our server, you can level up your character by doing the most outrageous and hilarious tasks like riding a pig off a cliff or building a house out of diamonds.

    And don’t even get me started on the minigames! We have the craziest and most absurd minigames you’ve ever seen, from chicken jousting to lava parkour.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, it’s way better than boring old farming and energy management. 10/10 would recommend!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 71
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Minecraft SMP: /MemeLordBuilders/

    Minecraft SMP: /MemeLordBuilders/
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor!

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Llama Mafia, a gang of ruthless llamas who control the black market for enchanted golden carrots. If you can prove your worth to them, you’ll gain access to their secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your virtual life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and exploding sheep – they’re a real hoot! Kek!!!!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY