smp.me

age requirement, armor stand, Community vote, donator perks, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Grief Prevention, LGBTQ, player heads, Plugins, proximity chat, PvP, sleep skip, smp, smp.me, Staff Team, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	586	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	224
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
While marked as semi-vanilla, the actual experience is identically vanilla. We just use a few plugins to prevent grief, hook into discord, have a web map, etc.
Whitelisted server that ensures everyone you’ll meet is friendly and accepting.
LGBTQ+ Friendly and emphasizes inclusivity.
16+ Dedicated Players with various activity and skill levels.

Features

Feature	Description
(opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod	Uses Plasmo Voice for proximity chat.
Armor Stand Tools	Allows for various customization options for armor stands.
Discord > server chat	Enables communication between Discord and server chat.
Web based world map	High-quality map with multiple perspectives.
Gradual world border expansion	Keeps the gameplay fresh by expanding the world border.
Grief prevention	Systems in-place to detect and revert grief seamlessly.
Adult staff team	Experienced staff without power complexes.
Opt-in only PVP	Players can choose to participate in PVP.
Decorative player heads	Allows for decorative player heads in the game.
Decisions made by community vote	Community-driven decision-making process.
Sleep skip	Feature to skip the night by majority sleep.

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Head to smp.me to apply!

Q: Is the server really vanilla-like?

A: Yes, the server experience is practically vanilla with a few additional plugins for enhancements.

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join?

A: The server is for players aged 16 and above due to the community’s direction and activities.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: Proximity chat, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web world map, world border expansion, grief prevention, adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community vote decisions, and sleep skip.

Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

A: The server does not offer keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that alter the vanilla experience, plugin/money-based economy, or donator perks with advantages.

Cyber Corporeal 1.20.6

1.20.6, agency.., brand, Corpo, corporeal, cyber, discussions, EIEN Extended, graduated talents, Identities, Idol, Kawaii, mascots, NEXAS, Oshi, phase connect, PixelLink, retired talents, Shill, small corpo, Talents, VAllure, VSMP, Vtubers

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, check out this Minecraft server that’s like a virtual utopia for all the vtubers and mascots out there! Join us in a world where you can discuss all the talents and mascots of corpo™s that don’t get enough love in other threads.

Come shill your small corpo oshi and vibe with us as we talk about all the former corpo talents who have moved on to bigger and better things. It’s a party in here, and everyone’s invited!

We’ve got threads for all kinds of corpos, from idol to kawaii to VAllure and beyond. It’s a wild ride through the world of vtubers, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some memories together!

MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown

Assertiveness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, future mother in law, mother-in-law relationships, MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown, relationships, setting boundaries, wedding cake, wedding caterer, wedding decisions, wedding disagreements, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, Wedding Flowers, wedding opinions, wedding planning, wedding stress, wedding traditions, wedding venue

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with overbearing in-laws! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can escape the drama and plan the perfect virtual wedding without any interference.

Build your dream venue, choose your favorite flowers, and bake all the chocolate cakes you desire without anyone telling you otherwise. Our server is a safe space for all brides-to-be who need a break from controlling mothers-in-law and fiancés who just can’t seem to see your side.

So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can unleash your inner bridezilla without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual prince charming who will always have your back, no matter what his mom says. Join now and say “I do” to a stress-free Minecraft wedding experience!

MineCraftyMornings

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily rituals, daily routine, health benefits, hygiene practices, MineCraftyMornings, morning freshness, morning routine, morning shower, night shower, nighttime routine, personal hygiene, Relaxation, self-care, shower habits, showering habits, showering preferences, showering schedule, waking up, winding down

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	214658	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Towns Built:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4783
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and you’ll find yourself showering in the morning with a diamond-encrusted shower head that shoots out potions instead of water. Why? Because on our server, even the mundane task of showering is an epic adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you shower at night, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and get ready for a showering experience like no other!

NukeNoobsMC

arms control, defense policy, Diplomacy, disarmament, geopolitical risks, global security, government decisions, illogical, international relations, military strategy, national security, nuclear arms, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeNoobsMC, Politics, security guarantees, strategic planning, stupid, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4319	Buildings Constructed:	46
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures and wacky shenanigans every day!

we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!

we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.

oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!

Money Can’t Buy Coolness

Buy, Coolness, coolness vs wealth, Happiness, happiness is internal, happiness is not bought, happiness vs money, Losers, materialism, MONEY, Perception, richest people, self worth, social status, societal norms, societal pressures, Status, success, Superficiality, true happiness, wealth

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.

come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3423
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Emeralds Found:	8962	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Towns Built:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	8379	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Farms Harvested:	676
Wilderness Tamed:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

TrenchesMC

smp.me

Minecraft Server Overview

Features

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: Is the server really vanilla-like?

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join?

Q: What features does the server offer?

Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

Cyber Corporeal 1.20.6

MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown

MineCraftyMornings

NukeNoobsMC

FailedSMP

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

Q: What is the server IP?

Q: Can I create content on the server?

Q: How old is the server?

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

GF Support Minecraft Server

EndlessEatsMC

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

DeifinitelyCrafted

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Players:	90/700	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2