so like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but like, u were too busy being kidnapped by hamas and stuff? well, now u can finally play on our server and escape from all that drama. like, this one time, this guy farhan al-qadi got taken by hamas cuz he wouldn’t tell them where the jews were. but now he’s safe and playing on our server, building epic structures and trolling creepers like a boss. join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even hamas can’t stop u from having fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY