| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 8668 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 149 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 2505 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 1563 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 5068 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.
So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 1114 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 3094 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!
So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 7740 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?
join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4908 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| About the Server | |
|---|---|
| Age | 3 months old |
| Type | Vanilla |
| Size | Small |
| Theme | Trust-based |
Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.
I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.
Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server. |
| Are there any teleportation plugins? | No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply in Discord using the provided link. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with. |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8870 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 4612 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 87 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.
And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.
So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 3736 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.
Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.
So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5620 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2329 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 485 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 6751 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 3646 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Farms Harvested: | 304 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 627670 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5286 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3770 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.
so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1600 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Server Name | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Spots | 7 |
| Mods |
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A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.
A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 9214 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!
Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!
Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!
Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?
Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!
Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!
