Blocky Love Minecraft Server

affectionate, blocky, Bonding, Connection, deep, desire, emotional, Fulfilling, Intimacy, INTIMATE, love, lovemaking, Minecraft, missionary position, passionate, passionate relationship, Physical, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfying, Sensual, Server, sexual

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your blocky world go from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is like a virtual love nest where players engage in passionate lovemaking in the missionary position…with their pickaxes! That’s right, we take mining to a whole new level, if you catch my drift. So come join us and experience the most unique and steamy Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever encountered. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, things are always heating up!

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Star Shards Collected:	103
Villages Defended:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Towns Built:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8864	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	2640	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Animals Bred:	103
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Items Found:	8108

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	New Chunks Explored:	566799
Enchantments Applied:	50	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	917	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	1629	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Votes:	1037	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Farms Harvested:	790
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	New Chunks Explored:	12994
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Towns Built:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	264	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver