JOIN NOW FACTIONS ARE OPEN OPEN 24/7 REMEMBER WE ALWAYS CHILL And stay chill 🙂 you better join for a cookie 🙂
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 8157 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.
So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3812 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the top 10 countries in the western hemisphere, each with their own unique culture and customs. From the land of talking cows to the kingdom of flying pigs, you’ll never run out of new places to explore and conquer.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Welcome to our SwipeRun server, which we have put up for monitoring specifically for the development of our project in the future! In order to access our server you need to enter a special ip: 5.188.118.142:30058
Our server has a bunch of different interesting features and features such as: auto-mine, donation cases, pvp arena, parkour with prizes, sawmill, portal to the Ender world and much more! Our server is built on the craftbukkit core! Entry: 1.16.5!!! Good luck to you, dear friend, on our cozy SwipeRun server!!! It will only get more interesting and better!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1027 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground pillow fort where players can battle it out in epic pillow wars. The winner gets a crown made out of feathers and bragging rights for being the ultimate pillow warrior.
Join us now and experience the thrill of trying to kill someone with a pillow, only to realize it’s impossible. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft fun that you won’t find anywhere else!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us as we celebrate the downfall of normie guys who used to bully us, and watch as they spiral into despair over their lack of female attention.
We’ve single-handedly ruined women’s dating preferences, leaving normies and Aspies alike without a chance for love. But hey, who needs women when you have a thriving community of anime and Pokémon meme enthusiasts?
So come on, embrace your inner Aspie and join our server today! Who needs normies when you can have a blast with us?
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But that’s not all – we also have weight gain and loss mechanics that will have you questioning your in-game diet choices. Eat too many virtual burgers and watch as your character balloons up like a balloon animal at a birthday party. Or, if you prefer a more svelte look, simply stick to a diet of virtual kale and watch the pounds melt away.
So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious mechanics in all of Minecraft. Who needs realistic gameplay when you can have a beard that puts Gandalf to shame and a weight fluctuation that would make Oprah proud? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn. Our community is so epic, it’s like a party that never ends! And if you need a break from all the action, just hop on over to our WoWg community for some laughs and good times.
Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Click the link and join us now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you on our server. Last time, we had players battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. What will you do on our server? The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a deranged cow named Sir Mooington. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting players. You never know when a chicken might explode right in your face or when a group of pigs will start breakdancing in the town square.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Forget about blaming your problems on the “meme gender” or whatever excuse you’ve been using. It’s time to take control of your destiny and have some fun in a virtual world where nobody cares how tall you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start building your way to greatness (or at least distract yourself from your real-life problems for a while). Let’s get gaming, baby!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!
Join us for the chance to battle it out with 6 Guard Thorns and 6 Guard Irene in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And don’t forget about the 5* Sniper Toddifons, who is known for his insane sniping skills that will blow your mind.
But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against the legendary 6* Supporter Civilight Eterna and the new Amiya Alt in a battle for the ages? Trust us, you won’t want to miss this.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have the one and only 6* Caster Lappland The Decadenza, who is as wild and unpredictable as they come. Plus, who wouldn’t want to log in and claim their very own Sussurro Skin?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of madness and mayhem!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 4237 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
