“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Emeralds Found:	226
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Votes:	5095

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9112	Divine Spears Created:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dimension Hops:	3

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Star Shards Collected:	98	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Void Armor Forged:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	153
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ores Mined:	2204
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Potions Brewed:	52
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Towns Built:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ores Mined:	1363	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!

Survival! Version 1.18.2! Minecraft server

minecraft server, Survival, Version 1.18.2

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	7821	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Survival!

Version: 1.18.2

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