Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

New Minecraft Server
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