Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s more dysfunctional than a herd of cats on roller skates.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our resident builder accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake. Or how about the time our resident redstone genius built a contraption that launched players into the sky every time they tried to mine a block?

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our weekly “Pig Racing Championships” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. And don’t even get me started on our “Chicken Army War” where players battle it out using nothing but an army of clucking chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3018
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Crops Grown: 7549 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Gods Slained: 2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
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