| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?
So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 192 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.
But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 230 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 125 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!
Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!
Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7238 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 216 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 | Enchantments Applied: | 273 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.
From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?
So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 396 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.
join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or challenge their rule? The choice is yours!
So why waste time getting a real driver’s license when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Join now and start your wild Minecraft adventure today!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.
But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.
And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
