Are you tired of boring old politics and conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the last block of diamond ore! No more Russiagate-style drama, just pure, unadulterated mining and crafting fun. And who knows, maybe if you win, Trump himself will admit defeat (or maybe he’ll just build a giant wall around your base, who knows). So come join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only conspiracy theory is how your friend keeps finding all the best loot!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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