Are you tired of being a Minecraft loner, wandering the virtual world with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal solitude! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a Minecraft hermit again.

Picture this: you’re out mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up all your hard-earned loot. But fear not, because on our SMP, we have a special anti-creeper protection system that will keep those pesky green monsters at bay. No more losing your precious diamonds to explosive enemies!

And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that happen on our server. You’ll have the chance to show off your mad skills and take down your friends in glorious combat. Just make sure to bring your A-game, because things can get pretty intense.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land in search of players to bestow with riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the lucky one to encounter this mythical beast and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find your new Minecraft BFF or maybe even your Minecraft soulmate. Don’t miss out on all the fun and adventure waiting for you on our server!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • White Girls vs Non-White Girls Minecraft Server

    White Girls vs Non-White Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of non-white girls being prude and bitchy on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the white girl enthusiasts out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of white girls to mingle with. Who knew that Minecraft could be the ultimate dating simulator? So come on over and relax with us, because on this server, the only thing prude and bitchy is the creeper trying to blow up your hard work.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Kodomo’s Quest Minecraft SMP

    Kodomo’s Quest Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most sought-after block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Encrusted Bacon Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a Creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for our Patch 7.1 update where we introduce new features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers that shoot out confetti!

    But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Trove events where you can hunt for rare treasures and Fall Guys competitions where you can race against other players in wacky obstacle courses.

    And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups and events like the Roleplaying Meetup at The Dairyu Moon Gates or the Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring GARO Red Requiem and Kamen Rider Zero-One.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • The Breakfast Club Minecraft SMP

    The Breakfast Club Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to Throte Breakfast, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.

    So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Blocky Mood Swings Minecraft Server

    Blocky Mood Swings Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you crave connection but struggle to hold a conversation without spiraling into a mental breakdown? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our insane Minecraft server where bipolar episodes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Build your virtual world while navigating the ups and downs of your own mental state. Connect with other players who understand the struggle of wanting a friend but also hating people with a fiery passion.

    Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner rage in a virtual world? Join us and let out all your pent-up aggression in a safe and pixelated environment. Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces your contradictions and chaotic energy?

    So come on, join our server and let’s create a world where mental breakdowns are just another part of the game. Who knew therapy could be this fun?

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • The Land of Spaniards Minecraft SMP

    The Land of Spaniards Minecraft SMP
    When you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll feel like a Spanish conquistador discovering the New World for the first time! Picture this: you step off your boat onto the sandy shores and are greeted by towering structures made entirely of diamond blocks, villagers trading emeralds for enchanted gear, and llamas roaming around wearing top hats. It’s a wild and wacky world out there, and you won’t want to miss out on the adventure! Join us now and claim your spot in this crazy, unpredictable land of endless possibilities. Who knows what treasures and surprises await you around every corner!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 New Chunks Explored: 44442
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

    GeniusCraft Minecraft Server
    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the players are so smart, they’ve figured out how to build a working time machine using only redstone and slime blocks? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with true geniuses who will blow your mind with their insane creations.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground laboratory where players are conducting experiments to create mutant chickens that lay golden eggs. And that’s just the beginning of the wacky adventures you’ll have on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of players who have built a fully functional roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret society of players who have discovered a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

    So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate in Minecraft madness, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the true genius of our players. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Look at my cute owl wife go! Minecraft SMP

    Look at my cute owl wife go! Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the mobs are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance with our resident owl wife.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our owl wife is not just any ordinary owl. She’s a master builder who can create the most jaw-dropping structures with just a flap of her wings. Plus, she’s a total fashionista with a wardrobe that would make even the most stylish Enderman jealous.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden nuggets.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of owl romance. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they tend to get a little too excited around TNT.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs Minecraft server

    ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs Minecraft server

    ✔️Minecraft server ☣️ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️

    ? The world, once filled with hope, has become dark. A biological threat called “BIOHAOS” has flooded cities and villages, causing mass panic and paralyzing all living things. People died in agony, and those who could fled from the megacities, where agony reigned all around. ❗️

    ? At this moment it becomes clear that in a new world where trust is crumbling, it is humanity that becomes the key to survival. Outside the spawn, darkness reigned, complete chaos.❗️

    ? Now you are in the world of ʙɪᴏʜᴀᴏs☣️, where people are forced to live underground, trying to protect their bases and resources from constant threats. Each shelter is guarded, and its supplies are protected by privates?. But life in underground tunnels is full of challenges, and the chances of survival are rapidly decreasing. ❗️

    ? Meteorites containing precious resources periodically fall from the sky. These celestial stones attract the attention of everyone from hermits to clans seeking to capture them to ensure their existence. Be prepared: the struggle for these resources is intensifying every day?️, and only those who can survive will have a chance to live in this cruel and uncertain world.?️

    ☣️Get ready for an exciting fight for survival!☣️

    ? ip: 217.106.107.192:27656 ?

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have wings and they’ll take you on epic adventures through the skies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sick moves while you’re at it.

    And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen who have formed a boy band. They may be undead, but they sure know how to drop a sick beat.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

    The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”

    ”> Yo Jew Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant roller coaster that will send you flying through the air at breakneck speeds.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride around like your own personal army of undead pets. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the server owner to a duel in the arena of doom.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP

    Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, even politicians are getting robbed! That’s right, we’ve got a whole gang of bandit villagers running around stealing from the mayor and causing chaos in the town square.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

    And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

    So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Simp City Minecraft Server

    Simp City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who simp for anti-White racists (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that even League players wouldn’t last a minute in our crazy world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – Mining Madness

    /Minecraft SMP/ – Mining Madness
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got 6v6 playtests that will make you question your sanity, just like trying to play Overwatch on a potato computer. And guess what? We’ve got a collab with My Hero Academia, because why not mix superheroes with blocky graphics?

    Our latest patch notes are more confusing than trying to explain the plot of Season 13 “Spellbinder” to your grandma. But don’t worry, we’ve got comics, short stories, and music to distract you from the chaos.

    In our upcoming season, we’re reworking maps like Havana, Circuit Royale, and Numbani, because who needs consistency anyway? And get ready for new tank characters and Venture skins that will make you question your fashion sense.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of events and updates that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you ever logged on in the first place. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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