Get Sucked In to Vortex SMP! Applications Are Wide Open! [smp]

Anarchy, application, Applications, Community Events, content creators, Custom Items, Discord, fantastic, Fun, Minecraft, Open, opportunity, overpowered items., Players, Private, Roster, semi-private, Server, Small, smp, Sucked, Survival, unique experience, Vanilla, vortex, wide

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Ores Mined:	9539	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

New Minecraft Servers

Vortex SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/ryota-watari/">Server</a>

Vortex SMP Server

Vortex SMP is a private Minecraft server offering a unique experience where every player starts with their own custom overpowered item. It’s yours to keep—unless you die or lose it. Plus, more exclusive items will be given out during community events. This is a great opportunity for small content creators or anyone just looking for a fun SMP to play on! Vortex SMP is an up-and-coming semi-private, semi-anarchy survival server with a fantastic roster of players. No need to be a content creator to apply—everyone is welcome.

Join our public Discord to fill out a quick application form (no need to make a video). Hope to see you there! 👋

Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the Vortex SMP server?	Yes, everyone is welcome to join the server, not just content creators.
How do I apply to join the server?	Join our Discord and fill out a quick application form.
What kind of items do players start with?	Every player starts with their own custom overpowered item.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, more exclusive items will be given out during community events.

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Potions Brewed:	149	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Villages Defended:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5049
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	4312

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	113	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	6

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	885	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Magic Items Found:	8765
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Farms Harvested:	499
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Love Letters Sent:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Votes:	5132
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	125	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.