Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a herd of sheep trying to ride pigs. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT.

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… for now.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon bust a move like that.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who build giant statues of Steve riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 7202 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
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