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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 6358 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 180 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features special events like “Mother’s Day Grave Drawing Competition” and “Sleep-Talking Confessions Showdown.” And don’t forget to join our exclusive lunchtime counseling sessions where you can tell off your SIL for being jealous of a dead person.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?