MineCraftNoobsRUs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Alien Abductions:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2454	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	452557
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	595	Players Killed by Monsters:	9964
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Animals Bred:	192
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Animals Bred:	43	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ores Mined:	7918	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Crops Grown:	1373	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
New Chunks Explored:	943170	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ores Mined:	8231
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Emeralds Found:	7935	Dragon Eggs Found:	9257
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	6277	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Votes:	6597	Dimension Hops:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Votes:	8882	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

Players:	95/100	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16