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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Crops Grown: 9909
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Gods Slained: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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