join dis epic minecraft server cuz it be so lit, it be like a party in a creeper’s den, but without da explosions (hopefully). we got pigs flyin’ around, chickens doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers sellin’ diamonds for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. another player built a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back, with a pit stop at a lava hot tub.

we also have epic pvp battles where players ride on llamas armed with diamond swords, and the winner gets a crown made of emeralds.

so come join us on dis server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky griefers, but we’ll ban ’em faster than you can say “creeper, aw man”). let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 831
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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