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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Zombie Dances: 10
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Enchantments Applied: 54
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 2622 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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