CrabDumpingCrew Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas on fire come charging at you! Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the sheep into flying pigs?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures await you next!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LunchRoomGrief

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyGamerz – Building, mining, and exploring in the virtual world!

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Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Olympics, where pigs compete in events like synchronized swimming and piggyback racing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	7251
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Items Found:	2767
Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BoomTalkCraft

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HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE EXPLODING WALKIE-TALKIES? WELL, BOY DO WE HAVE A SERVER FOR YOU! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF LEBANON AFTER A WILD HEZBOLLAH PAGER ATTACK.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY CLOWNS AND ZOMBIE LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SCREAMING FOR MORE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Hair Clinic: Metformin Madness

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how this server is like a magical potion for your hair, just like low-dose metformin for Central Centrifugal Cicatricial Alopecia!

So, picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly your hair starts growing back thicker and more luscious than ever before. People will be like, “Dang, what shampoo you using?” And you’ll be like, “Nah, man, it’s all thanks to this Minecraft server!”

But that’s not all, folks! This server has a secret power to reverse any bad vibes and negativity in your life. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but way more fun! You’ll be laughing and having a blast with your new virtual friends, all thanks to the magical properties of this server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and watch your hair grow back, your spirits lift, and your Minecraft skills level up like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, homies!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

nightmare mc

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》nightmare mc was a build in survival server for asia and europe (eurasia). with multi language support, and can be join from india (nightmaremc.net) china (cn.nightmaremc.net) singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》it supports economy, exp money , ranking level up, easy to use and limited restrictions in game, less rules , and a way to find friends in world. and many countless hiden features to discover. maximum well known plugin support. including custom enchants , and continusly updating the server , and best server for survival in asia, world. and home to friendly peoples. NOTE : we also promises to not reset world.

》nightmaremc is a survival server for Asia and Europe (eurasia). It supports multiple languages and can be joined from India (nightmaremc.net), China (cn.nightmaremc.net) and Singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》It supports economy, experience points, ranking upgrades, easy to use and limited game restrictions, fewer rules, and a way to find friends around the world. There are countless hidden features to discover. Support for well-known plugins to the greatest extent. Including custom enchantments, and constantly updating the server, it is the best survival server in Asia and even the world. It is also the home of friendly people. We also promise not to reset the world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Zombie Dances:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Confluent SMP

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A Vanilla Minecraft server aiming to allow people to play Minecraft the way it ought to be!

We are a kind, growing community of players who aim for a calm, safe vanilla experience. No griefing or hacking is allowed, and we can see who has done these things.

Feel free to join our Discord using the link provided to connect directly with us. Have fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Mooming Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about mooming! What is mooming, you ask? It’s a totally made-up word that we just invented, but it basically means having the most epic and hilarious adventures in Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself riding on flying cows, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and exploring dungeons filled with dancing chickens. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where you can hang out with a group of friendly zombies who just want to play Minecraft with you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most moom-tastic adventures in Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minecraft SMP – /mjg/ – Mahjong General

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we play Mahjong instead of mining and crafting. That’s right, forget about building houses and fighting mobs, it’s all about those sweet, sweet tiles now.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we play Mahjong, but we also have daily tutorials for newbies who have never played before. And if you’re still not convinced, we have a booru filled with hilarious Mahjong memes and a spreadsheet to keep track of all your wins and losses.

And if that’s not enough to get you to join, we also have a weekly M-League tournament where you can show off your Mahjong skills and win fabulous prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and let the Mahjong madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GrannyCraft: Mom’s Support Cancelled

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t have to deal with any step-siblings being forced on you or guilt trips from your mom.

Join us for a world where you can build your dream house without anyone asking you to help out around the house or bond with random kids. Our server is a safe space for all players who just want to focus on crafting and surviving, without any family drama getting in the way.

So come join us and leave all that real-life craziness behind. We promise you won’t have to deal with any crying moms or angry step-dads here! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PreMatureWisdom – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So why wait to join? Come on in and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyFaves

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If your answer isn’t Minecraft, then you’re obviously living life on the wrong block! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our community is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun – rumor has it he’s been practicing his dance moves for our next block party! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft some epic memories together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!