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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6513 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
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