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but wait, there’s more! if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and grants you three wishes! plus, our staff team is made up of actual unicorns who will grant you wishes and protect you from griefers with their magical horns.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane minecraft server ever created! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun anyways?)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 5
Dragons Tamed: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Love Letters Sent: 9
Underground Cities Explored: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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