Are you tired of your spouse stealing all the diamonds in your Minecraft chest? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where marriages are destroyed over virtual resources! Build your dream base, fight off creepers, and watch your relationships crumble as you compete for the best loot. Who needs marriage counseling when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right? Join now for a chance to have your ex-spouse’s house blown up by a TNT trap!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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